Every day on the Nigerian internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social matters, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.

Here’s our list from today:

1. Issa Rae

Did you miss the Emmy awards? If you did, it is only right that we inform you that Sean Spicer, Trump’s former mouthpiece did something unforgettable, and Twitter refused to stand for it.

But there’s good news.

For the first time in history, an African American woman carted away the Emmy for Best writing in a comedy. That honour goes to Lena Waithe and Issa Rae and Ava Duvernay can’t shut up about it.

https://twitter.com/IssaRae/status/909598743720108033

2. Ava DuVernay

For anyone w/ a dream, know how hard the great @LenaWaithe worked for hers. Congrats on your win, Lena. History has its eyes on you! #Emmys pic.twitter.com/dt6WC3waMr

— Ava DuVernay (@ava) September 18, 2017

3. Gabrielle Union

Our one and only Mary Jane raved about her presentation assignment at the Emmys. When it takes these many number of years before a task like this comes along, you know she’s got to make some noise.

I've been doing TV since 1995. This will be my 1st time going to the Emmys & I'm presenting an award! 22 yrs later. #OvernightSuccess ?

— Gabrielle Union (@itsgabrielleu) September 17, 2017

4. TV MoJoe

In case you missed it, these are the names of some of the winners at the Emmy Awards

Emmy wins by show

SNL 9
Big Little Lies 8
Handmaid's Tale 8
Stranger Things 5
The Night Of 5
Veep 5
Westworld 5

— TV MoJoe (@TVMoJoe) September 18, 2017

Congrats to Donald Glover for winning Outstanding Directing in a Comedy Series!#Emmys #Emmys2017 pic.twitter.com/Syv2QFOEMV

— Geeks of Color (@GeeksOfColor) September 18, 2017

Sterling K Brown is the first Black actor in nearly 20 years to win an Emmy for lead actor in a drama serie!!!!!!!! pic.twitter.com/LTl5gly9be

— Affinity Magazine (@TheAffinityMag) September 18, 2017

Congrats @JohnLithgow on your Primetime #Emmy Award for #TheCrown pic.twitter.com/CZoAEz8aBg

— The Emmys® (NATAS) (@TheEmmys) September 18, 2017

5.Tunji Andrews

After all the IPOB drama over the weekend, finally our prayers were answered: Somebody in Buhari’s government has sense.

Take a look:

Timely statement from @bukolasaraki on the clashes in the South East

Thought to share this portion as I agree 1,000% pic.twitter.com/hXQIp67S6f

— Tunji Andrews (@TunjiAndrews) September 18, 2017

6. Manasseh Egedegbe

So daddy Bubu- bless his heart- has proceeded on that particular duty that he loves so much. You know the one, na- ajala travels.

He’s already at the United Nations speaking about peace. Everyone’s curious about what he has to say, seeing as he’s more informed about war and practically left a state on fire.

Oh, and he’s gonna say hi to the Queen again. This time around, Charly Boy and Deji Adeyanju better beware.

Why do I have this feeling that no one will do any kind of resume or resign anything, even if Baba decides to chill in London till 2019? ?

— Bill Gates’ Maiguard (@knightofdelta) September 18, 2017

Reactions

Boss, I thought we had left politics matta for matthias and gringory?

— gidimeister (@gidimeister) September 18, 2017

Matthias and Gringory have both gone to look for Nnamdi Kanu

— Bill Gates’ Maiguard (@knightofdelta) September 18, 2017

7. Nicholas Ibekwe

Nicholas has a little advice for the media. This ought to apply to Twitter warlords too. Jes saying.

Dear Nigerian media, when the military, police shoot/kill/beat up a group of defenceless civilians it is not a CLASH. It is an ATTACK.

— Nicholas Ibekwe (@nicholasibekwe) September 18, 2017

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8. Kelechi Okafor

Kelechi’s story really blew us away. So we’ll skip the preamble and allow you get into it.

I'm looking at the comment like… pic.twitter.com/0IWJs9ctYm

— Kelechi Okafor (@kelechnekoff) September 18, 2017

I mean you're a photographer commenting like this from an account that's showcasing your work. Don't you have any self-respect? pic.twitter.com/tG1XNDI5Fl

— Kelechi Okafor (@kelechnekoff) September 18, 2017

Such predatory behaviour. I was all ready to part with my coins because his photography was on point, only for him to be a creep.

— Kelechi Okafor (@kelechnekoff) September 18, 2017

You don't know me from anywhere. You see a video of me going upside down and your only thought is to submerge your face in my pussy??! pic.twitter.com/nbixNk5lCp

— Kelechi Okafor (@kelechnekoff) September 18, 2017

Anyway, I blocked him. I'm just really annoyed because those pics could've been ???

— Kelechi Okafor (@kelechnekoff) September 18, 2017

Glad he showed his creepiness now than later when I'm standing naked in his studio, because as God is my witness I would've slapped him up. pic.twitter.com/iG4OYhFlWe

— Kelechi Okafor (@kelechnekoff) September 18, 2017

9. Kate Henshaw

Today is 2Baba’s birthday. Can you believe he’s 41?

Amazeballs.

Anyhoo, friends and family are giving him a shout out, as is the common practice.

https://twitter.com/NativeMag/status/909809508066713601

10 Senator Adeleke

Brother to the late Isiaka aka the dancing Senator has taken his skills to the church o, people of God. Watch him that wind that waist like person wey chop pankere: