I’m often asked, “How much is too much when it comes to glamming it up for a night on the town?”
My thought is: If you stop traffic, you’re fine. If you stop traffic and a crowd forms, mouths agape in horror, rethink your outfit, stat.
Great Aunt Filberta Martini had her own rule of thumb before a gala. She’d line up her chums in the foyer, and make each take off one accessory, which she would then put on herself.
When Great Aunt Filbie put on the dog, she liked to go full Newfoundland.
Speaking of extra, the celebs caught in this week’s red-carpet stakeout weren’t big on going small.
Let me go Over the Top, and I’ll file my report:
CUT IT OUT: Why does Bebe Rexha’s dress look like it has to be de-veined?
COME CLEAN: Danielle Bradbery’s sad skirt could use some more tulle — but Lindsey Vonn took it all.
YELLOW THERE: Well aren’t you a ball of sunshine, Lindsey Vonn! You could be, for Halloween.
CHAIR CHIC: Apparently, they’re wearing recliners with an asymmetric hem this season. Elizabeth Olsen is on trend.
OVER THE TOP
- 2 oz. peach Schnapps
- 1 oz. Triple Sec
- 1 1
- 2 oz. vodka
- 2 oz. cranberry juice
- 1 splash pineapple juice
Build over ice in a highball glass.
— DRINKNATION.COM
